“Vas Happenin?”
“Simple, but effective”
“The fans call us Larry Stylinson, because we get on well.”
“I brought them down to the gym, no, not Jim, he’s a different guy!”
“KEVIN”
“I like girls who eat carrots”
If you saw the famous One Direction lines above and understood what they meant, congrats! You are a True Directioner! If you looked at them and knew none of that however, this is the place to be. Posted below is a full guide to becoming a “True Directioner”. First, we have a few basic guidelines.
-One Direction consists of Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Harry Styles.
-Niall is the only Irish one, the rest are British.
-Fans of the band are called “Directioners”
Now that you know the very scraping basics of the UK band, here is how anyone can become a True Directioner.
Step 1: Discovery
Whether your obsessed BFF told you about them, or you could not help yourself from singing “What Makes You Beautiful” every time it came on the radio, at one point you have heard of One Direction. The first step is too simply enjoy their sound, and only that. If you start on how they look, you will be judged by Directioner.
Step 2: Video Diaries/Music Videos
The next step is knowing their back-story. Known for being separate competitors on the popular TV show, The X-Factor (UK), the boys were eventually put into a group by Simon Cowell. Throughout the show, the group made diaries explaining all about them and their music. Each week it got weirder, but it is the core of all Directioner belief. These videos will clear up those lines at the top. This shows the friendlier side of 1D, and brings comedy to each one of the video diaries. Another thing to do is too watch their music videos. These can show you the boys’ signature style and sound. I recommend ‘One Thing’ as it shows the unique aspects of each boy, both vocally and style-wise.
Step 3: Factoids
You can’t help it. You love these hysterical, beautiful, and charming boys. Still, who are they? What were they like? It is at this stage where websites like twitter and tumblr come in. Simply type into your laptop ‘One Direction Facts’ and soon you’ll be flooded with everything you need. When Liam Payne last cried, what Niall’s favorite food is, or what Harrys secret habit is. It’s all right there. Be warned, True Directioners can usually repeat these facts word-for-word. If you truly want to be one, this is the time to get serious.
Step 4: Interviews
So you can recite all the facts verbatim, but you have to wonder…are they true? Does Harry really have 4 nipples?(Yes…) Did Niall really call a fan fat?(Nope, thank god!). The only way to be sure is watching an interview. And another one. And another one. All the Directioners have watched these things religiously, and continue to tune in for new ones. Be warned, as this is usually the longest part of the process to Directioner-ing. It should take a few weeks to get through them all, but when its done, you feel amazayn!
Step 5: And Repeat!
Finally! You’re almost done! What more is there to do? Well…do it again! Directioners, prone to ogling over the teen heart-throbs, will usually repeat these steps over and over again. This goes past the point of doing it for memory, into doing it out of need. They grow to form a virtual bond with the UK band, and can spit out any 1D fact you can think of! They can tell you that Zayn was number 5 in their photo of them wearing ‘Thing’ 1-5 shirts. They can tell you that Harrys favorite word for bood is mamory, and they can tell you that Larry Stylinson is the best thing ever!
Directioners- although they can be a bit obsessed with Liam, Louis, Harry, Zayn, and Niall at times, you have to admire the dedication. They’re memorizing facts and pictures, giving so much respect and love to their favorite band. It’s truly inspirational. Many expect them to die out, but I think the Directioners are only beginning. Sometimes they argue who likes them more, but in the end, 1D family is strong, and I don’t think the empire will end anytime soon.
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